Tweet Length Reviews

Basically, a series of music reviews where we try to be funny by reviewing EP’s/Albums in less than 140 characters.

If we’ve reviewed it here you can also take it as a definite recommendation that it’s worth a listen.

If you don’t think they’re funny, we did say “try”.



Punk music for people with a Safe Pass



The Calling

Ariana Grande if she started spending too much time with Bjork.

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Sleaford Mods

Divide And Exit

Jamie T for people who hate their parents.


Julien Baker, Lucy Dacus & Phoebe Bridgers

Boygenius EP

Dixie chicks for American Football fans / Sadness being summoned like Captain Planet with 3 emo-queens powers combined

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Honestly never thought I'd hear a rap album about a woman opening a business. Pray for the person who starts a competing salon in her hood.


Roly Porter

Third Law

Y'know the feeling of getting dropped downward on a roller coaster and the fluid in your stomach bounces to the top? That but through song.



You Won’t Get What You Want

Jack Skellington & the kid from We Need To Talk About Kevin team up to fight evil, but the evil is whatever hope you have left.